Wednesday, September 28, 2016

no pyjamas - just a railway tracksuit...

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railway sleepers made
of balsa are easy to
wake - they're light sleepers...

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('Existing in a parallel universe': 17 Syllables)
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GPs get £400m a year to treat patients who don't exist (news item).
"The doctor will see you now," said the receptionist to the invisible man.
I always thought that was a joke. Turns out it's not...
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If football is 'the beautiful game', then beauty doesn't so much lie in the
eye of the beholder as just plain lie. How about transferring this moniker
to squash, golf or tennis?...
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I recently bought a startup beekeeping kit. And I was badly stung - to
the tune of about £500...
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